December 2009
34 posts
JIZZZ IN MY PANTS
copeland march 25th.
i’ll be there <3
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The more you get to know a person, the more...
revjimspears:
kaylarashell:
(via 365thoughts)
I confess that in 2009, I have....
helloimwhitney:
asterismz:
thelovelybones:
heythereace:blogspotoriginal:-dannx:thechocolatebrigade:
(x) stayed single for the whole year (x) made out in/on a car ( ) kissed in the snow ( ) celebrated Halloween (x) kissed in the rain (x) had your heart broken ( ) broke someone else’s heart ( ) had a stalker (x) went over the minutes on your cell phone (x) had a good relationship with...
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We sent out the S.O.S. call. It was a quarter past four, in the morning When the storm broke our second anchor line. Four months at sea. Four months of calm seas only To be pounded in the shallows off the tip of Montauk Point. They call ‘em rows. They travel fast and alone. One hundred foot faces of God’s good ocean gone wrong. What they call love is a risk, ‘Cause you...
finals
ARE KILLING ME!
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i shall be up all night once i get out of class tonight. probably going to fail my final tonight, and shall beast all 3 of the finals i have tomorrow!…..hopefully =/
i’m a nervous wreck!
lala
Who was the last person you couldn’t take your eyes off of? i wish i had someone worth while to look at. Do you get drunk every weekend?
most weekends, yes.
Have you ever played strip poker?
yeah Have you ever been in a perfect relationship? nope When people say “I don’t ever talk about anyone” do you believe it? nope Do you tend to make things complicated? sometimes.. Tell me the truth,...
“Last week, Tiger Woods hit a tree, and a bunch of women fell out.”
– SETH MEYERS, Weekend Update (via inothernews) (via fuckyeahsnl)
Watchfuckyeahsnl:
apsies:
inothernews:
Saturday Night Live’s brilliant opening sketch from last night, featuring Tareq and Michaele Salahi (Bobby Moynihan and Kristen Wiig, OF COURSE) crashing an Obama presidential address. Brilliant brilliant brilliant. FTH.
omg hilarious
